Earth Handle

A fictionary product from the fictional Peenman Enterprises , which was created by Phil Hendrie for his Art Bell spoof segment.

The show was aired on March 19, 2001.

"But first, this from Peenman Enterprises. And this is what we'd like to tell you:

Friends, should the Earth lose its gravity, are you prepared? In the unlikely but possible event that the Earth stops spinning (sound of a toilet flushing in the background), we could all be flung off into space and be disintegrated within moments. But the Peenman Enterprises Earth Handle makes that threat a thing of the past. Simply jam the Earth Handle spike into the ground and hold on to the leather-covered finger-molded grip. What would you pay for the security of knowing that you won't be spun off into space? Get a grip! A grip on the new Earth Handle, new from Peenman Enterprises."

Following the segment, Art (voiced by Phil Hendrie) discussed the Earth Handle with guest General Johnson Jameson, who bought two (one for each hand).