Age

Attributed

• "When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch." ~ R.C. Sheriff
• "When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old." ~ Mark Twain
• "Alonso of Aragon was wont to say in commendation of age, that age appears to be best in four things, —- old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read." ~ Francis Bacon
• "You will become a hypocrite, you'll become a liar. You'll try and paper up your own cracks... and that's what being an adult is all about. Then you have babies and... *shrug* that's it. *long pause* Sorry! (laughs)" - Thom Yorke