Ron Burgundy
- I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...
- Whats that Baxter? You know I don't speak Spanish. What? You pooped in the refridgerator? And you ate the entire wheel of cheese? I'm not even mad, thats amazing.
- Mmm I look good, I mean real good... HEY EVERYONE! Come and see how good I look!"
- I am in a Glass case of Emotion!
- Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
- And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go F**k yourself, San Diego.
- The Human Torch was denied a bank loan."
- Veronica and i are gonna try this new trend called jogging or yogging maybe with a soft "j"."
- Well, I could be wrong, but I believe uh... diversity is an old wooden ship that was used during the civil war era.
- I'm going to punch you in the ovary, a straight shot right to the babymaker.
- I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back...
I want to be on you.
[Woman walks away]
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait... I wanna be on you.
- The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show...
[kisses his biceps]
and see if she likes the goods.
- Spidermans balls that hurt!!!!
- Beard of Zeus!!!
- Sweet Grandma's spatula!!!
- Knights of Columbus that hurt!!!
- SUPER DUPER!
- NEATO GANG!
Brick Tamland
- O yeah, where'd you get your clothes, the toilet store?
- I'm riding a furry tractor! [Said while riding on top of a wild bear]
Champ Kind
- I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
- I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's living room, and they would NOT stop screaming!
Brian Fantana
- Ron, I know it sounds harsh, but God does not want her to live.
Conversations
Ron Burgundy: Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?
Brick Tamland: I don't know.
Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom!
Champ Kind: It is AnchorMAN, not AnchorLADY! And that is a scientific fact.
Brick Tamland: I don't know what we're yelling about!
Brian Fantana: You're with us, Ron, what do you think?
Ron Burgundy: She... Sh... It's terrible! She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon!
Brick Tamland: LOUD NOISES!
Brian Fantana: I think I was in love once.
Ron Burgundy: Really? What was her name?
Brian Fantana: I don't remember.
Ron Burgundy: That's not a good start, but keep going...
Brian Fantana: She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.
Ron Burgundy: I'm pretty sure that's not love.
Brian Fantana: Damn it!
"I killed a man with a trident." "Yea, I've been meaning to tell you. You should find a relative close by, you know, stay low for a couple of years."
"Hey veronica you wanna go to the pants party? You know the party with the pants. are you trying to say there is a party in your pants and im invited? yes. brick did brian tell you to say this ? yes he did. hey eyan wanna go to the party in my pants?"
Other
"That graphic is the kind that gives me a bone with an "er" at the end."
"I love lamp..."
"I ate a big red candle."
"Mmmm i just burnt my tongue"
"sex panther by odion,its made with real bits of panther so you know its good, this stuff is illegal in 9 countries." "yes its quite pungant, it stings the nostrils...in a good way though, brian im gonna be honest with you that stuff smells like pure gasoline."
"They've done studies ya know, they say it works 60% of the time, every time." "That doesn't make any sence."
"I don't ususally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something, You have one...breath taking.....Heiny....I mean that things good, I want to be friends with that."
"Do you know who I am" "I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal....people know me, I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany....I'm friends with Merlin Olsen, and he comes over on occasion."
"You scorpion women." "Why don't you go back to your home on whore island"
"I am a Man" "I'm the kind of man that invented the wheel, or built the Eiffel tower out of brawn and steel, thats the kind of man I am. Your just a women, with a brain a third the size of ours....Its science"
I don't know if you noticed I did over a thousand.
The Ubulis muscle connects to the upper dorsinous, its boring but its apart of my life.
Biker:You destroied the only thing that I love. What do you love?
Burgandy:A glass of scotch,poetry, oh and my friend Baxter here.
Even the guy who couldn't think said something, and you guys just stand there!
You want to dance Burgandy? I want to tango.
