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Angel
Angel was created by Joss Whedon and David Greenwalt .
Season 1
City Of
- [Cordelia has just realized her wealthy "admirer" is a vampire when Angel bursts in on them.]
- Russell Winters: You made a big mistake coming here.
- Cordelia : You don't know who he is, do you? Oh, boy! You're about to get your ass kicked!
Lonely Hearts
- [In the chaotic mess of Cordelia's apartment, Doyle finds a lacy black brassiere and holds it up with a questioning look.]
- Cordelia : Oh, that is so high school. "Ooh-ooh! Cordelia wears bras! She has girl parts!"
- Cordelia: Is it my fault if maid service was interrupted? It was supposed to go home, hotel, hotel, husband.
In the Dark
I Fall to Pieces
- Kate : Wolfram & Hart. They're the law firm that Johnnie Cochran is too ethical to join.
Room with a View
Sense & Sensitivity
Bachelor Party
I Will Remember You
Hero
Parting Gifts
Somnambulist
Expecting
She
I've Got You Under My Skin
- Cordelia : I think "Mister Too-much-cologne" is the pot calling the kettle stinky.
The Prodigal
The Ring
Eternity
Five by Five
Sanctuary
War Zone
Blind Date
- Wesley : Demons with one eye, demons with twelve eyes, some with double vision. No blind demons. Perhaps Angel's discovered a new species.
- Cordy : What, Helen Kellerus homicidalus?
To Shanshu in LA
Season 2
Judgement
Are You Now or Have You Ever Been
- Wesley : I've been accused of a great many things in my time but paranoid has never been one of them. Unless people have been saying it behind my back.
First Impressions
Untouched
Dear Boy
Guise Will Be Guise
Darla
The Shroud of Rahmon
The Trial
Reunion
Redefinition
Blood Money
Happy Anniversary
The Thin Dead Line
Reprise
Epiphany
Disharmony
- Cordelia : Come on, Harm .
- Wesley : Such a fitting nickname.
Dead End
Belonging
Over the Rainbow
- Lorne : Just remember, keep your head down. Xenophobia, kind of a watchword where I'm from.
- Gunn : I don't get it. Why are they afraid of Xena ? I mean, I think she's kinda fly.
Through the Looking Glass
- Lorne: Well, you're just a regular Hans Christian Tarantino , aren't you?
There's No Place Like Plrtz Glrb
Season 3
Heartthrob
- Fred : I came out of my room. Small steps, just like you said.
- Angel : Go to your room and stay there!
- Fred: Okay.
That Vision Thing
That Old Gang of Mine
- Wesley : (to Rondell) If you don't mind I'd prefer a clean kill. The last time I was merely wounded. It took months to heal. Wounded, if I recall, in an attempt to help you.
- (Fred is onstage, singing "Crazy" .)
- Cordelia : I swear, she picked out the song herself.
- Gunn : No matter what else, I think I proved that you can trust me when I could have killed you and I didn't.
- Angel : No. You'll prove that I can trust you when day comes that you have to kill me— and you do.
Carpe Noctem
Fredless
- Cordy : Lemme break it down for you, Fred . (imitating Buffy ) Oh, Angel. I know that I am a Slayer, and you're a vampire and it would be impossible for us to be together, but —
- Wesley : (imitating Angel ) But... my gypsy curse, sometimes prevents me from seeing the truth. Oh Buffy...
- Cordy: Yes, Angel?
- Wesley: I love you so much I almost forgot to brood.
- Cordy: And just because I sent you to Hell that one time doesn't mean that we can't just be friends.
- Wesley: Or possibly more?
- Cordy: Gasp! No! We mustn't!
- Wesley: Kiss me!
- Cordy: Bite me!
- Angel : (entering) How 'bout you both bite me?
- Fred: You're back!
- Gunn : How'd it go?
- Angel: I think those two pretty much summed it up.
Billy
- Gunn : (Playing a video game) Dead! So dead! So very, very dead. Just how dead are you, huh?
- Angel : I'm tired of being the dead one.
Offspring
- Fred : Who's Darla ?
- Gunn : Angel 's old flame, from way back.
- Fred: No the one who died?
- Gunn: Yeah. No, not that one, the other one that died and came back to life. She's a vampire.
- Fred: Do ya'll have a chart or somethin'?
- Gunn: In the files. I'll get it for you later.
- Angel : (talking about Darla ) Where is she?
- Wesley : She got away.
- Gunn : We tried to stop her by hitting her fists and feet with our faces.
Quickening
Lullaby
Dad
Birthday
Provider
Waiting in the Wings
Couplet
Loyalty
Sleep Tight
Forgiving
Double or Nothing
The Price
A New World
Benediction
Tomorrow
Season 4
Deep Down
Ground State
The House Always Wins
Slouching Towards Bethlehem
Supersymmetry
Spin the Bottle
Apocalypse, Nowish
Habeas Corpses
Long Day's Journey
Awakening
Soulless
Calvary
Salvage
Release
Orpheus
Players
Inside Out
Shiny Happy People
The Magic Bullet
Sacrifice
Peace Out
Home
Season 5
Conviction (1)
- Angel : Do you know what I'm doing now? Not using my windpipe.
- Spanky: Vampire.
- Angel: Capital "V." And there's something else you should know about me.I have no problem spanking men.
- Knox : He was fired... Oh, I'm sorry, he was SET on fire.
- Wesley : Don't you think it's a bit unseemly, adding "Y"s to the end of people's names?
- Gunn : Does that mean I have to call you "Wessle"?
- Wesley: Feng Shui.
- Gunn: What's that mean again?
- Wesley: That people will believe anything.
Just Rewards (2)
- Spike : I must be in hell.
- Lorne : Er... no, L.A., but a lot of people make that mistake.
- Fred : Spike's radiating heat.
- Spike: Think I'm hot, do you?
- Fred: Hmm. Lukewarm. Just above room temperature.
Unleashes
Hell Bound
Life of the Party
The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco
Lineage
Destiny
Harm's Way
Soul Purpose
Damage
You're Welcome
Why We Fight
Smile Time
A Hole in the World
Shells
- Angel : You're about as low as it gets, Knox , but you're a part of humanity. That isn't always pretty, but it's a hell of a lot better than what came before. (To Illyria ) And if it comes down to a choice between you and him, then yes, I would fight for his life, just like any other human's. Because that's what people do. That's what makes us — (Wes shoots and kills Knox.)
- Angel: (to Wes) Were you even listening?
- Angel: (on phone) All right, look... What do you mean she's not on this plane? You just said...Astral projection? Well, is there any way to get her astral over to L.A.? Giles , this is an emergency! No. No, I'm not going...Don't put me on hold!
Underneath
- Lorne : (asking Eve ) This thing coming after you. How bad is it on a scale from one to terminator ?
Origin
- (Illyria describes her sparring sessions with Spike .)
- Illyria : I've been hitting the half-breed. He makes noise.
- [Giving Connor a tour of Wolfram & Hart, Angel takes him into the room where Spike and Illyria are sparring]
- Illyria : I'd like to keep Spike as a pet.
- Angel : Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor.
- Connor : Hi. Umm... I like your outfit.
- Illyria: Your body warms. (to Angel) This one is lusting after me.
Time Bomb
- Wesley : She still thinks she's the God-King of the Universe.
- Gunn : So she's like a TV star?
- Wesley: No, nothing that bad. Bit more violent, though.
The Girl in Question
Power Play
- Illyria : I play this game. It is pointless, and annoys me. Yet I am compelled to keep playing.
Not Fade Away
- Lindsey : If you want me, I'm on your team.
- Angel : I want you, Lindsey. (pause) I'm thinking of rephrasing that.
- Lindsey: Yeah, I think I'd be more comfortable if you did.
- [After Angel's "Spend the day like it's your last" speech, Wesley elects to remain with Illyria, treating and bandaging her wounds.]
- Illyria : Angel told you to do whatever you wanted. Today... tonight, you may all be dead.
- Wesley : Yes. Good point.
- Illyria: I am not what you want.
- Wesley: No.
- Illyria: Then why —
- Wesley: Don't I go off and have one last, perfect day? Smell the flowers, or sky-dive? Have a go with Mistress Spanks-A-Lot? Or whatever the hell one's supposed to do in these situations?
- Illyria: Mistress who?
- Wesley: There is no perfect day for me, Illyria. There is no sunset or painting or finely-aged scotch that will sum up my life, or make tonight any... There is nothing that I want.
- Illyria: You want to be with Fred .
- Wesley: Yes. Yes, that's where I'd be if I could.
- Illyria: I could assume her shape... make her come alive this once for you. But you would never ask me to.
- Wesley: The first lesson a Watcher learns is to separate truth from illusion, because in the world of magics, it's the hardest thing to do. The truth is that Fred is gone. To pretend anything else would be a lie. And, since I don't actually intend to die tonight... I won't accept a lie.
- Angel : This may come out a little pretentious, but... one of you will betray me. (Spike raises his hand) Wes.
- Spike : Ooh... can I deny you three times?
- Hamilton : Why do you keep fighting? You signed away your shanshu. There's nothing in it for you anymore!
- Angel : People who don't care about anything will never understand people who do.
- Hamilton: Yeah, but we won't CARE!
- [Illyria arrives to help Wesley moments after he's been stabbed by the sorceror Vail.]
- Illyria : This wound is mortal.
- Wesley : Aren't we all. It was... good that you came.
- Illyria: I killed all mine, and... I was...
- Wesley: Concerned?
- Illyria: I think so. But I can't help. You'll be dead within moments.
- Wesley: I know.
- Illyria: Would you like me to lie to you now?
- Wesley: (smiles) Yes. Thank you, yes.
- [Wesley closes his eyes; when he opens them, Illyria has assumed the form of Fred.]
- Wesley: Hello, there.
- "Fred" : My Wesley.
- Wesley: Fred... I've missed you.
- "Fred": It's gonna be okay. It won't hurt much longer, and then you'll be where I am. (she starts to cry) We'll be together.
- Illyria: Wesley is dead. I'm feeling... grief for him. I can't seem to control it. I wish to do more violence!
- [A seemingly endless horde of demonic entities is bearing down on the surviving members of Angel's team.]
- Gunn : I'll take the thirty thousand on the left...
- Illyria : You're fading. You'll be lucky to last ten minutes.
- Gunn: So let's make 'em memorable.
- Spike : Anything in terms of a plan?
- Angel : We fight.
- Spike: Bit more specific?
- Angel: Well, personally — I kinda want to slay the dragon. Let's go to work.
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