Animaniacs

Animaniacs , animated series, home to Yakko, Wacko, and Dot, the Warner siblings; Pinky and the Brain; Rita and Runt ; Chicken Boo; Slappy and Skippy Squirrel, Dr. Otto Scratchansniff; Ralph and many others.

Table of contents

1 Warner Brothers and the Warner Sister 1.1 Wheel of Morality 2 Pinky and the Brain 3 Dot's Poetry Corner 4 Slappy and Skippy Squirrel 5 Chicken Boo

Warner Brothers and the Warner Sister

• Yakko: We protest you calling us "little kids". We prefer to be called "vertically-impaired pre-adults".

Episode:Broadcast Nuisance

• Yakko: We'd love to stay here and count our brain cells as they die one-by-one.

Dot: But we can't.

Episode:Chairman of the Bored

• Warner Brthers: "Hellooo, nurse!"

multiple episodes

• Miss Flamiel: We'll move on to science. Dot, what can you tell me about the great scientists of the nineteenth century?

Dot: They're all dead.

Miss Flamiel: No no no!

Dot: All right. They're all living.

Miss Flamiel: No no no!

Yakko: Well, now we're getting into philosophy.

Episode:Chalkboard Bungle

• Miss Flamiel: Yakko, can you conjugate?

Yakko: Who, me? I've never even *kissed* a girl!

Miss Flamiel: No no no. It's easy. I'll conjugate with you.

Yakko: Goodnight, everybody!

Episode:Chalkboard Bungle

• Dr. Scratchansniff: Stop playing with my bust!

Yakko: Goodnight, everybody!

Episode:Taming of the Screwy

• Einstein: Cookies? What would I do with cookies?

Dot: You eat 'em, silly mustache man! Whoa, dumber than advertised!

Episode:Cookies for Einstein

• Dracula: I am Count Dracula!

Yakko: Didn't you use to teach math on Sesame Street?

Episode:Draculee Draculaa

• Dot: Nice decorating! Let me guess--Satan?

Episode:Draculee Dracula

• Ned Flat: Why are you acting like this?

Yakko: We're not acting. We really are like this.

Episode:Fair Game

• Mr. Director: Hoyl! How'd you... with the going...you were there... but here now... you are...for me to see... how'd you do...

Yakko: You understand any of that?

Wakko: I think he said: "Hoyl! How'd you...with the going...you were there...but here now... you are... for me to see...how'd you do...

Yakko: Thanks for clearing that up.

Episode:Hearts of Twilight

Mr. Director: Freunlaven!

• Yakko: Wait a minute. You expect us poor, innocent children to climb up dangerous scaffolding and paint naked people all over a church?

Warners: We'll do it!

Episode:Hooked on a Ceiling

• Satan: And now prepare to suffer indescribable torment!

Yakko: Another Bob Hope special?

Episode:Hot, Bothered, and Bedeviled

• Very Arch Bishop: King Yakko, your throne.

Wakko: The throne? How do you lift the lid?

Dot: Since when do *you* lift the lid?

Episode:King Yakko

• Yakko: Citizens of Anvilania, I stand before you, because if I was behind you, you couldn't see me.

Episode:King Yakko

• Umlatt: This is the uniform of a great man!

Yakko: Does he know you're wearing it?

Episode:King Yakko

• Dot: I think this uniform needs something; something that says "I'm here to destroy you", but with a sense of fun.

Episode:King Yakko

• Dot: Do you think this plan will work?

Yakko: It better--we don't have any more commercial breaks.

Episode:King Yakko

• Dot: What does Christie Brinkley have that I don't have?

Yakko/Wakko: Billy Joel.

Episode:No Pain, No Painting

• Yakko: So we should go?

Picasso: Oui, oui.

Yakko: Pardon?

Picasso: Oui, oui.

Yakko: The stuff they're getting away with on kid's shows these days...

Episode:No Pain, No Painting

• Rasputin: Slow down!

Yakko: Why? Everyone else is Russian around here!

Episode:Nothing but the Tooth

• Nicholas II: I can't thank you enough! All of Russia owes you a great debt. Goodbye.

Dot: Bye bye, Czar.

Wakko: What a nice man!

Yakko: I see nothing but good things in his future. Of course, I could be wrong...

Episode:Nothing but the Tooth

• Wakko: Hey, mister, what's this?

Blosky: A vomit bag.

Wakko: Ah, poo. I got gypped. There's none in here!

Episode:Plane Pals

• Blosky: Shhh! Shhh! Do you know what that means?

Yakko: You got a slow leak?

Episode:Plane Pals

• Dot: All we know is that we like you. We have no taste, but we like you.

Episode:Plane Pals

• Beethoven: How can you eat lunch? You haven't even started yet!

Dot: We're in a union.

Episode:Roll Over Beethoven

• Yakko: Did you call for the bravest, most daring knight in all the land?

King Arthur: Oh, yes!

Yakko: Well, too bad! You got us.

Episode:Sir Yaksalot

• Would you like to take a survey? Do you like beans, do you like George Wendt?...Would you like to see a movie starring George Wendt eating beans?

Episode:Survey Ladies

• Dot: Um, it's not that we wouldn't like to take your survey...

Yakko: It's more like we'd rather have dental surgery.

Episode:Survey Ladies

• Dot: Do you think Scratchy'd like some cologne?

Fifi: We have "Obsession", "Repression", and "Ecstacy".

Dot: Do you have anything for beginners?

Episode:Survey Ladies

• Dot: How about this for Scratchy? It plays Bach.

Wakko: Yeah, but does it play forward?

Episode:Survey Ladies

• Dr. Scratchansniff: Now we will work on our diction. What do we avoid bad elocution?

Yakko: Stay inside during a thunderstorm.

Episode:Taming of the Screwy

• Yakko: I know when we're not wanted. I know when we should just go home... Now is not one of those times.

Episode:Taming of the Screwy

• Miles Standish: Begone, pests, and give me the bird.

Yakko: We'd love to, really, but the Fox censors won't allow it.

Episode:Turkey Jerky

• Abraham Lincoln: Ich bin ein Gettysburger!

Episode:Four Score and Seven Migraines Ago

• Abraham Lincoln: So, how 'bout those Yankees?

Episode:Four Score and Seven Migraines Ago

• Satan: Beyond these doors is an agony worse than all others. You will remain in here for eternity listening to...whiny protest songs from the Sixties.

Episode:Hot, Bothered, and Bedeviled

• You'll find life jackets under your seats. In the event of a water landing, they will keep you afloat, unless you are seized by a giant squid, and dragged screaming beneath the waves.

Episode:Plane Pals

• Thank you for choosing Air Pacific. You have

well over a forty percent chance of landing safely. Enjoy your flight!

Episode:Plane Pals

• "Dragon, Dragon!"

"Someone stop that man from yelling "Dragon!".

• "Anvilania, Anvilania. Anvilania-a-a-a"

• "Polka, Dot?"

• "Yakko: Remember, Yakko spelled backwards is O-KKAY!"

end of multiple episodes

Wheel of Morality

• Wheel of Morality, turn and turn. Show us the lesson that we should learn.

• Yakko: It's that time again!

Dot: To make fun of the Disney channel?

• Yakko: It's that time again!

Wakko: To make the Fox censors cry?

• Yakko: And the moral of today's story is: If you can't say anything nice, you're probably at the Ice Capades.

• Yakko: Hey, come on! The Wheel of Morality adds boring education value to what would otherwise be an almost entirely entertaining program!

• Dot: Who came up with this stupid 'Wheel of Morality' idea anyway?

Yakko: The execs at the Fox Kids' Network.

Dot: Ohhhh... They did? What a great idea!

Pinky and the Brain

• Pinky: "What are we going to do tommorow night?"

The Brain: "The same thing we do every night - Try to take over the World!"

Dot's Poetry Corner

I'm a Little Teapot

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout... and here's a note from my psychiatrist 'cause last week I thought I was a toaster!

Fuzzy Wuzzy

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... so he changed his name to Ed Asner.

Slappy and Skippy Squirrel

• Slappy: Now *that's* comedy!

• Woman: Well! I never!

Slappy: Well, you should--it's fun!

Episode:Bumbie's Mom

• Slappy: Tactless, yet rude.

Episode:Bumbie's Mom

• Slappy: You remind me of a very young Betty Boop.

Episode:Hurray for Slappy

• Slappy: If I were a better person, I'd ignore her and go on with my life. But I'm not.

Episode:I Got Yer Can

• Slappy: In most cases, revenge is not a good thing. In other cases, it's the only thing.

Episode:I Got Yer Can

• Slappy: What about the plot, Hemmingway? What's an anvil got to do with this story?

Skippy: Who cares? Anvils are funny!

Episode:I Got Yer Can

• Slappy: I'm gonna make you some brain food. That's right, I'm gonna make you my famous walnut fig dough surprise.

Skippy: What's the surprise?

Slappy: I'm outta walnuts.

Episode:Slappy Goes Walnuts

• Slappy: What a schmutz.

Episode:Slappy Goes Walnuts

Chicken Boo

• He's a chicken, I tell you! A giant chicken!

every episode