Austin Powers Trilogy

Table of contents

1 Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997) 1.1 Austin Powers 1.2 Doctor Evil 2 Austin Powers: The Spy who Shagged Me (1999) 2.1 Austin Powers 2.2 Doctor Evil 2.3 Fat Bastard 3 Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) 3.1 Austin Powers 3.2 Doctor Evil 3.3 Goldmember

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)

Austin Powers

• "Allow myself to introduce..... myself. My name is Richie Cunningham."

• "Austin Powers... Danger's my middle name."

• "Groovy, Baby!"

• "Let me ask you a question, and be honest....Do I make you horny?"

• "Yeah Baby, Yeah!"

-- and that's it...next song now, next next..."

Doctor Evil

• "I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister" thank you very much."

• "Throw me a frickin' bone here!"

• "You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with freakin laser beams attached to their heads!"

• "The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with a low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."

Austin Powers: The Spy who Shagged Me (1999)

Austin Powers

• "Cor! This coffee smells like shit!"

• "The 70s and the 80s? I've looked into it. There's a gas shortage and A Flock of Seagulls. That's about it."

• "You stole my mojo!"

• "I can't believe that Vanessa was a fem-bot all along. Wait a tick, that means I'm single again!"

Doctor Evil

• "Austin.... I am your father." [Austin:Really?, Dr Evil:No, I can't back that up]

• "FIRE THE LASER!"

• "Mini-Me... stop humping the laser!"

• "The world is mine! The world is mine!"

• "Release the metor"

• "We don't gnaw on our kitty"

• "I've turned the moon into what I like to call a 'death star'"

• "Why make trillions when we can make...billions?"

• "Mini-Me...are you hungry?...Something to eat?...Not even a Hot Pocket?...An Eggo?"

• "You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil--Just one calorie, not evil enough."

Fat Bastard

• "Baby back, Baby back ribs. CHILI baby back ribs."

• "Yes sir...Mr. English Colonel telling me to lose weight. Oh I'm a hard case he says, well listen up Sonny Jim.... I ate a baby! Oh aye, baby it's what's for dinner, baby the other, other white meat."

Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

Austin Powers

• "Nice to mole you...meet you! Nice to meet you, Mole! "

Doctor Evil

• "Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to my new submarine lair. It's long and hard and full of seamen."
• "Yes, on the whole, I think Preparation H feels good"

Goldmember

• Austin: "You're insane Goldmember!"
  Goldmember: "(giggles) And that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it."(Mumbles "K.C. and the Sunshine Band")
• Goldmember: "Hey everybody! I am from Holland! Isnt that veird?"
• Goldmember: Dr. Evil, you look very toit, yes, toit like a tiger, yes yes yes. (Dr. Evil: Really?) Yes, you look like a macho man (Mumbles "Village People")