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Avenue Q
Avenue Q is a Tony Award-winning Broadway musical.
- Brian: Hey guys, what are you laughing about?
- Gary Coleman: Racism!
- Brian: Cool!
- -"Everyone's a Little Bit Racist"
- Christmas Eve: Why you all so happy?
- Nicky: 'Cuz our lives suck!
- Christmas Eve: Your lives suck? I hearing you collectly? Ha! I coming to this country for opportunities. Try to work in Korean deli, but I am Japanese. But with hard work I earn 2 masters degrees in Social work and now I a therapist but I have no crients and I have an unemployed fiance and we have lots of bills to pay! It suck to be me. It suck to be me. I say it sukka-sukka-sukka-sukka-sukka-sukka-sukka-sukka-sukka-sukka-sukka-sukka-suck, it suck to be me!
- -"It Sucks To Be Me"
- Brian: Don't laugh at her! How many languages do you speak?
- Kate: Oh, come off it, Brian! Everyone's a little bit racist...
- Brian: I'm not!
- Princeton: Oh no?
- Brian: No!
- Princeton: Ha!
- Brian: How many Oriental wives have you got?
- Christmas Eve: What?! Brian!
- Princeton: Brian, buddy, where ya been? The term is Asian-American!
- Christmas Eve: I know you are no (sic) intending to be, but carring me "Orientar" offensive to me!
- -"Everyone's a Little Bit Racist"
- Kate Monster: I'm kind of pretty, and pretty damned smart. I like romantic things like music and art, and as you know I have a gigantic heart! So why don't I have a boyfriend? Fuck! It sucks to be me!
- -"It Sucks To Be Me"
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- Rod: Ah, An afternoon alone with my favorite book, Broadway musicals of the 1940's. No roomate to bother me. How could it get any better than this?
- Nicky': Well, Hi Rod!
- Rod': Hi, Nicky..
- Nicky': Eh Hey, Rod, you'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this mornin'! This guy was smilin' at me, and talkin to me...
- Rod: Hmm, thats very interesting.
- Nicky: He was bein' REEEAL freindly! And, I think he was comin' on to me! I think he might of thought I was gay!
- Rod:..So, why, why are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don't care. What did you have for lunch today?
- Nicky: Aww, you don't have to get all defensive, Rod...
- Rod: I AM NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE! Why do I care about some gay guy you met, okay, I am trying to read.
- Nicky: Aww, I didn't mean anything by it, Rod, I..I just thought it was something we should be able to talk about..
- Rod: Well I do not want to talk about it Nicky, this conversation is OVER.
- Nicky: But Rod..
- Rod: OVER.
-"If You Were Gay"
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