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Batman (1989)
Batman is a 1989 film about the caped crusader's fight against his arch-nemesis, the Joker.
- Directed by: Tim Burton
- Written by: Bob Kane and Sam Hamm
- Starring: Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson
The Joker / Jack Napier
- Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?
- Hello, Vinny. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check!
- Never rub another man's rhubarb.
- Where does he get those wonderful toys?
- Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?
- Gotham City. Always brings a smile to my face.
- Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.
- And now, folks, it's time for "Who do you trust!" Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money. And where is the Bat? He's at home, washing his tights!
- My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn't anyone tell me he had one of those... things? Bob, gun. [Bob hands him a gun, Joker shoots him]
- What kind of a world is this where a man dressed as a bat gets all my press? This town needs an enema!
- [Reads the newspaper] "Winged freak terrorizes"? Wait'll they get a load of me!
- I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist.
- [Courting Vicki Vale] As though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out.
- Sometimes I just kill myself!
- Bob, I'm of a mind to make some mookie.
- (Referring to Batman) Why can't he just stay dead?
Others
- Grissom: Jack, it's an important job. I need someone I can trust. You... are my number one... guy!
Dialogues
- Joker: Bob, I want you to go down to the globe. Follow that reporter Knox. Take your camera. See what he know about this Batman. And Bob... [imitates Grissom] Remember... you... are my number one... guy!
- Vicki Vale: What do you want?
- The Joker: My face on the one dollar bill.
- Vicki Vale: You must be joking.
- The Joker: [pulling a hideous grin] Do I look like I'm joking?
- Vicki Vale: What do you want?
- The Joker: Oh, Little song, little dance. Batman's head on a lance.
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