Beer

• "Sex is like money, golf, and beer -- even when it's bad, it's good." - Jimmy Williams
• "Beer is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin
• "We are not here to sell a parcel of boilers and vats, but the potentiality of growing rich beyond the dreams of avarice." - Samuel Johnson in 1781 on the sale of Henry Thrale 's Anchor Brewery
• "Give me a woman who truly loves beer, and I will conquer the world." - Kaiser Wilhelm II
• "Malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man" - A. E. Housman
• "Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." - Homer Simpson