Dr. William Henry Cosby, Jr. (born July 12, 1937) is an African American actor and comedian.
- "I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
- "I refuse to soften my message!"
- "A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice."
- "Our children are angry. The profanity is out in the street. It's on the buses and in the subway. Our children are trying to tell us something, and we are not listening,"
- Noah sketch
- Noah: But I'm sick and tired of this. I've been working all day everyday like crazy for months now, dawn to dusk. I'm tired of this.
- God: Noah.
- Noah: Yeah?
- God: how long can you tread water?
- from the comedy sketch "Noah"
