Borat

Borat is a charchter on the Da Ali G Show.

• My wife she is dead...she die in the field...she die from work, an accident, but is not important, I have a new wife.

—Making conversation at a formal lunch

• I had a good shit.

—After relieving himself at the same lunch.

• To make love? To have the sex?

—Questioning a lunch guest

• This one I have to pay money for, but she worth it! Wow wow wee waa!

—Introducing one of his many lady friends from the Best of Borat

• This my friend Mari. I come here for massage and, how you say? Hand relief. Every Thursday, he clean my hole.

—At the Buitcha Water Spa in "Almaty "

• I like sex.

—Signing off from his home in Kazakhstan. A direct Mahir quote.

• May I ask you are a man who does with another man?

—A question posed to a man attending the Henley Regatta

• Mow the fucking Bucks!

—Cheering on a team at the Henley Regatta

• Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp, some like to make the jam, but the most fun is to a kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip them up with wild dog.

—Commenting on English hunting

• You have big bollocks? Can I touch them?

—Interviewing an English hunter

• You think maybe Blair is a man who take off his clothes and let his khram go hard and put in a man's bottom?

—Interviewing a protester

• Can you do a dirt in there?

—Pointing to a urinal

• And Gypsies, can they play or is best to keep them away?

—Questioning a bowls club manager.

• But if she cheat on me, I will crush her!

—Speaking with Jenny Noel from Great Expectations Dating Agency

• I love baseballs, do you love the baseballs?

—At a Savannah Sand Gnats baseball game, speaking to the crowd

• It's nice... It's good, but I have seen bigger!

—Speaking with a man on the street about his penis , after touching it

• She was voted by Almaty Chamber of Commerce as best sex in mouth. She is number 2, or 3, best prostitute in the country of Kazakhstan.

—Speaking with singer and country musician Porter Wagoner about his sister while asking for song ideas

• He will say many bad things, but that is because he is a liar.

—In response to an employment adviser asking what his former boss would say about him

• Last night, me and my wife, we have sex.

—Speaking to members at a formal dinner

• My wife, she is scared of men with chocolate face, there won't be any around here? Can I burn them?

—Speaking to an estate agent, who promptly informed him that, although it was not legal to burn black people or any people for that matter, he had seen it been done.

• I make a smell. It smell like a shit.

— Commenting on his flatulence at a formal Southern dinner.

• Can I buy you?

— Directed towards an elderly employee at a recreation of a slave plantation.

• If you vote for him he will make sure you and your family have a good years. If you do not... you will be sorry.

— Trying to convince an elderly woman to vote for Broadwater for U.S. Congress.