Caddyshack is a 1980 US comedy film.
- Directed by Harold Ramis
- Written by Brian Doyle-Murray, Harold Ramis and Douglas Kenney
- Starring Chevy Chase , Rodney Dangerfield, Ted Knight, Michael O'Keefe and Bill Murray
We've got a pool and a pond. The pond would be good for you.
"It's a little harsh."
"Naaa naa naaaa naaaa." (while putting)
"I like you Betty"
"It's Danny"
Ty: Do you do drugs Danny?
Danny: Every day, sir.
Ty: Good.
Carl Spackler: I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think..
Czervic: He called me a baboon, thinks I'm his wife.
Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Carl Spackler: License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior firepower and superior intelligence. And that's all she wrote.
Czervic: Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers, the little brown, furry rodents!
Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason.
Sandy: Ayye! Well do it, man!
Carl Spackler: Well why don't we do the same thing, but with gophers?
[Sandy storms off]
Carl Spackler: It's not my fault nobody can understand you.
Ty Webb: The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote, 'A flute without holes, is not a flute. And a donut with no hole, is a danish'. He was a funny guy.
Dr. Beeper: I thought you'd be the man to beat this year.
Ty Webb: I guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself.
Smales: How about a Fresca?
Smales: You'll get nothing and like it!
Czervik: Tell the chef this is low grade dog food.
Smales: Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir, and I NEVER SLICE!
Czervik: This is the ugliest hat I've ever seen...I bet you buy a hat like this you get a free bowl of soup. Oh it looks good on you, though.
