Chris Rock

Chris Rock

Comedian

• "A man is only as faithful as his options."

• "If a kid call his grandma 'Momma' and his momma 'Pam', he going to jail!"

• "This movie's so good, I gotta bust a cap in it!"

• "If only smart people like your shit, it ain't that smart."

• "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'."