Clueless

Clueless (1995)

• "As if!"

• Murray: Woman, lend me fi' dollas.
  Dionne: Murray, I have asked you repeatedly not to call me "woman".
  Murray: Excuse me, "Ms. Dionne."
  Dionne: Thank you.
  Murray: My street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily misogynistic undertones.

• Cher: "Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value."

• Cher: So, the flannel shirt deal....is that a nod to the crispy Seattle weather or are you just trying to stay warm in front of the refrigerator?

• Mr. Hall: "Cher Horowitz-two tardies."
  Cher: "I object. Do you recall the dates of these alleged tardies?"
  Mr. Hall: "One was last Monday."
  Cher: "Mr. Hall, I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies."

• "That's my friend Dionne! We were both named after great singers of the past who now do infomercials. She's my friend because we both know what it's like to have people jealous of us"

• Cher: "I want to do something good for humanity."
  Josh: "How about sterilization?"

• Cher: *looks at Dionne's hat* Shopping with Dr. Seuss ?
  Dionne: *picks up Cher's backpack* Well, at least I wouldn't skin a collie to make my backpack.
  Cher: It's faux!

• Dionne: "Hello! There was a stop sign."
  Cher: "I totally paused."

• "Dionne and her boyfriend Murray are in this dramatic relationship. I think they've seen that Ike and Tina Turner movie just too many times."

• "Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972."

• Cher: Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauley Shore movie.

• Josh: In some parts of the universe, maybe not in Contempo Casuals, but in some parts, it's considered cool to know what's going on in the world.
  Cher: Thank you, Josh. I so need lessons from you on how to be cool. Tell me that part about Kenny G again?

• Mel Horowitz: I'd like to see you have a little bit of direction.
  Cher: I have direction.
  Josh: Yeah. Towards the mall.

• "You see how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet!"

• Josh: "Hey, James Bond, this is America. We drive on the right side of the road."
  Cher: "I am! You try driving in platforms!"

• Cher: Lucy, you know I don't speak Mexican.
  Lucy: I am not a Mexican! *storms out*
  Cher: What was that about?
  Josh: Lucy's from El Salvador .
  Cher: So?
  Josh: That's an entirely different country.
  Cher: What does that matter?
  Josh: You get angry if somebody thinks you live below Sunset .