At the start of every show
- Chicken - "Mama had a chicken!"
- Cow - "Mama had a cow!"
- Both - "Dad was proud, he didn't care how!"
Cow
- After Chicken stamps a price tag on her labelled 99 cents - "99 cents??? (tearful) I'm soo CHEAP!!!"
- "Supercow!"
Chicken
- "Ooh, mom! I need money to buy some new socks!" (points to his chicken-clawed feet)
The Red Guy
Boneless Chicken
- "How about a spine for myself next Christmas?"