Curb Your Enthusiasm

Pants Tent

Big Chemical Balls

It's heaven.

Everything's 'heaven' with him!

I'm not a shoe whore!

You're a babbling brook of bullshit!

He was a deceptive blind man.

MD--Make's Decisions

When I was dating, I would wait four months before I made a breast move.

I Went Overboard in My Affability

You're just a big bowl of wrong.

GTS = Guaranteed Tremendous Safety.

What are you, fucking Willy Loman?

Ass Man

We don't consider you part of the bald community.

You're a shrimp counter now?

It's not TV'? It's TV--what do they think people are watching? (about HBO)

Victim of Circumstance

Twelve Pumps