Dad's Army

German U-boat Captain: I am making notes, Captain, and your name will go on the list; and when we win the war you will be brought to account.

Captain Mainwaring: You can write what you like, You're not going to win the war!

U-boat Captain: Oh yes we are.

Mainwaring: Oh no you're not.

U-boat Captain: Oh yes we are!

Pvt. Pike: [Singing] Whistle while you work, Hitler is a twerp, he's half-barmy, so is is army, whistle while you work!

U-boat Captain: You're name will also go on the list! What is it?

Mainwaring: Don't tell him, Pike!

U-boat Captain: Pike!