Dawson's Creek was an American television series that ran from 1998 to 2003.
- JOEY: "Jack, how do you know all these things that normal people don't know and you don't know things that normal people do know?"
- JEN to DAWSON: "You don't drink and you don't mess around with anybody or anything, but you are the unhappiest person I know."
The Kiss (Episode 3)
Written by Rob Thomas
- DAWSON to JOEY: "Attitudes like yours prevent storybook romances from happening."
Discovery
Written by Jon Harmon
- DAWSON: "Pacey talks a lot like he's got all this experience. It's all a lot of bluster."
JEN: "You know someone once said the more a person talks about it, the worse they are about it."
DAWSON: "Well, I hardly ever talk about it."
JEN: "I know--that's why I keep sticking around."
Cinderella Story
Written by Jeffrey Stepakoff
- JOEY: "Why do I feel like I fell asleep on the train and woke up the protagonist in a Kafka story?"
- A.J.: "Don't let the friendly banter fool you. We really can't stand each other."
The Longest Day
Written by Tom Kampinos. Originally aired April 26, 2000
- GWEN: "Something tells me that when you kiss a boy, it's no mistake." (To Joey)
The Anti-Prom
Originally aired May 7, 2000
- DAWSON: "I'm well aware of the Potter neuroses."
JOEY: "I prefer to think of them as quirks."
Castaways
Written by Gina Fattore
- JOEY: "Just because I've never done it before doesn't mean I'm not gonna be good at it. I was good at sex, wasn't I?"
- STORE CLERK: "So is this like your girlfriend?"
JOEY: "No, we just sleep together from time to time. You have a problem with that?"
