Duke Nukem

This page is for quotations from the Duke Nukem series of electronic games by Apogee Software

Duke Nukem 3D (1996)

First-person shooter computer game

Duke Nukem

• After a few days of R&R, I'll be ready for more action!
• Ahhhh.... much better!
• Bitchin'
• Blow it up yer ass.
• Boooorn to be wiiiiild!
• Come get some!
• Come on!
• Cool!
• Damn
• Damnit
• Damn, I'm good.
• Damn, I'm looking good.
• Damn, that was annoying.
• Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!
• Damn, that's the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride!
• Die, you son of a bitch!
• Ehhh... this sucks!
• Eat shit and die!
• Game over!
• Get back to work you slacker!
• Get the crap outta here!
• Go ahead, make my day!
• Gonna rip 'em a new one!
• Groovy!
• Ha Ha Ha! Wasted!
• Hail to the king, baby!
• Har matie... someone's gonna take a long walk off a short gangplank!
• Heh heh heh... what a mess.
• Hmm, Bookem Danno
• Hmm, don't have time to play with myself.
• Hmm, I'm goin in!
• Hmm, looks like I have the con.
• Hmm, my kinda party! Wish I had time.
• Hmm, that's one doomed space marine!
• Holy cow!
• Holy shit!
• I ain't afraid of no quake.
• I don't know who you are, where you are from, or what you want... But if you threaten my freedom... I'll kill you.
• I guess he didn't escape from L.A.
• I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!
• I'm Duke Nukem, and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!
• I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!
• I'm gonna kick your ass, bitch!
• I'm not crying over this!
• I think I'll climb aboard!
• I should of known those alien maggots booby trapped the sub.
• It's down to you and me one eyed freak!
• It's time to abort your whole freaking species!
• It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all outta gum.
• Let god sort 'em out.
• Let's rock!
• Looks like cleanup on isle 4.
• Looks like it's time for me to go POSTAL!
• Mmmm payback time!
• Mother ****in Keycards!
• My name is Duke Nukem!
• No way I'm eating this shit!
• Nobody jacks with our independence!
• Nobody messes with MY meat!
• Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!
• Now THIS is a force to be reckoned with!
• Ohhh... I needed that!
• Ready for action!
• Rockin!
• See you in hell!
• Shake it, baby!
• Shit happens.
• So help me Duke!
• Somebody is gonna frickin' pay for screwing up MY vacation!
• Someone is gunna friggin pay for making me find these key cards..
• Suck it down!
• Terminated!
• That's one doomed Space Marine!
• This is KTIT... K Tit... bringing you the breast, uhh... the best tunes in town!
• This pisses me off!
• Ugh.. I hate Pigs....
• Uhhhh... that's gotta hurt!
• We meet again, Dr. Jones!
• What are ya waitin' for... Christmas?
• What are you, some sort of bottom feeding scum sucking algae eater?
• What? There's only one of you?
• Where is it?
• Who wants some?
• Yeah, piece of cake!
• Yippie kay-yay mother fucker!
• Yo ho ho and a bottle of Jack!
• You guys suck!
• You wanna dance?
• You're an inspiration for birth control!
• You're gonna die for that!
• You're pissing me off!
• Your face, your ass, what's the difference?