- "I make you special wonton soup" - from his comedy show Raw.
- Note: In reference to the bigoted/steretyped remarks Murphy made about Asian Americans in Delirious, he states that he can no longer eat in Chinese restaurants as all the chefs will piss in his soup.
- ...then I watched the show, because I didnt really know him [Mr. T], I watched the show to see what kinda guy he was and the character on the show ain't too bright so I figured if he came upto me I could use the jedi mind trick on him.
- Mr. T walk upto me and go "I heard you did some jokes about me."
"No you didn't."
"Maybe I didnt...I'm gonna beat up the fool that gone tell me them lies"
- How can you do the moonwalk and ask a woman to dance. "Hey baby lets dance...cya later"
