Fran Lebowitz (born 1951)
American journalist
- "Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you."
- "Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
- "No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
- "Sleep is death without the responsibility."
- "My favorite animal is steak."
- "Smoking is, as far as I am concerned, the entire point of being an adult."
- "Bread that must be sliced with an ax is too wholesome."
- "A place more hospitable to tourists than to its citizens is a Third World country."
- "Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep."
- "I would never teach a child to smoke."
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