History of the World Pt. 1

Table of contents

1 Our Forefathers 2 The Stone Age 3 The Old Testament 4 The Roman Empire 5 The Spanish Inquisition 6 The French Revolution 7 Preview of Part II

Our Forefathers

The Stone Age

The Old Testament

Moses - "The lord Jehovah has given you these fifteen... (drops stone tablet) Oi. Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!"

God - "Moses, this is the Lord, thy God, commanding you to obey my law. Do you hear me?"
Moses - "Yes, I hear you, I hear you... a deaf man could hear you!"
God - "What?!"

The Roman Empire

Josephus - "Seize This Honkus!"

Waiter at last supper - "Are you all together or are there seperate checks?"

Roman Soldier - "I'm looking for a pack of Trojans"
Alchemist - "Sorry, I'm fresh out"

The Spanish Inquisition

Torquemada - "Now bring in the nuns!"

The French Revolution

Count De Money - "Sir, the peasants are revolting!"
King Louis - "You said it. They stink on ice."

Madame LeFarge - "We don't even have a language just a stupid accent"
Peasant Man - "Yeah she's right. We all sound like Maurice Chevalier. Honh, honh, honh"

Bernaise - "Your cuffs, your cuffs, I don't like your cuffs. A man's cuffs should be even with the tip of his peepee, your's are all the way down to your balls!"
Count De Money - "At least I have mine."
Bernaise - "Bitch."

King Louis - "It's good to be the king."

Count De Money - "Do you have any of those delicious raisins?"
Bernaise - "You ate yours, these are mine."
Count De Money - "Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise."

Preview of Part II

Announcer - "See... Hitler On Ice"

Announcer - "See... Jews In Space"