Jerky Boys

The Jerky Boys are the prank callers from Queens , New York created by 2 voice-overs Johnny B. and Kamal Ahmed .

Table of contents

1 Frank Rizzo 2 Sol Rosenburg 3 Tarbash 4 Jack Tors 5 Kissel 6 Pico 7 Mike Derucki

Frank Rizzo

• "Look, this is the Super Across the Way" (from "Super Across the Way")
• "What's so silly about the pizza?" (from "Silly Food")

Sol Rosenburg

• "(Farts) Oh my god!" (from "Sol's Turnstile")

• Sol: Hello, I bought glasses there, my name is Sol Rosenberg.
  Optometrist: Yes?
  Sol: And my eyes are going crazy.
  Optometrist: Okay. Let me pull your file. Hold on..
  Sol: Okay, thank you
  Optometrist: Hello, did you go to the Empire State Building?
  Sol: I went to the Empire State Building and I can't see so good...
  Optometrist: Would you like to come see us?
  Sol: I went to the observatory and I can't see, Goddamn it.
  Optometrist: Okay, would you like to come in and see us?
  Sol: Sure. Okay
  Optometrist: We're at 30 East 60th Street.
  Sol: 35 78th Street, Ok.
  Optometrist: No, no..30..three zero
  Sol: okay
  Optometrist: East 60th Street.
  Sol: Alright. And should I bring all my glasses with me?
  Optometrist: Do you need an examination?— Mr. Rosenberg, do you need an examination?
  Sol: Okay.
  Optometrist: Do you need an examination?
  Sol: Alright.
  Optometrist: Yeah, alright. Do you need an appointment?
  Sol: Right. And I'll bring all my shoes and my glasses with me so i have them.
  Optometrist: Mr. Rosenberg?
  Sol: Sure.
  Optometrist: Do you need...do you want to see the optimologist?
  Sol: Right.
  Optometrist: Do you need an appointment?
  Sol: I'm sorry.
  Optometrist: Do you need an appointment?
  Sol: Okay.
  Optometrist: Okay, hold on, I'll have my girl make an appointment for you to see the doctor. Okay, do you have the address?
  Sol: Fantastic then.
  Optometrist: Do you have the address?
  Sol: Yeah.
  Optometrist: What's the..what room?
  Sol: I don't know...you say 35-8-7?
  Optometrist: No. 30 East 60 th Street
  Sol: 30 East 50 th Street Okay. thank you.
  Optometrist: Do you need an appointment? hold on.....
  • "Sol's Glasses"

Tarbash

• "Then I woke up my pants unbuttoned" (from "Dental Malpractice")
• "What do you cuss at me for, I need your help" (from "Pizza Lawyer")

Jack Tors

• "Bing Bong! (whistles) Goodbye, sir!" (from "Paradise")

Kissel

• "Hey! Get back to work before I give you a beating!" (from "Pico's Mexican Hairpiece")
• "Now my wife don't like them prices you gotta do better i'm a veteran" (from "Kissel Sails")
• "What time are you people gonna come over and fix my sink?" (from "Uncle Freddie")

Pico

• "Hey, who in the fuck are you? You're a liar!" (from "Pico's Mexican Hairpiece")

Mike Derucki

see: Kerpal