Joe Pesci

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1 Joe Pesci (1943 - present) 2 From Lethal Weapon 2, 3 & 4 3 From Goodfellas 4 From Home Alone & 2 5 From JFK 6 From My Cousin Vinny 7 From Casino 8 External links

Joe Pesci (1943 - present)

American actor and comedian

From Lethal Weapon 2 , 3 & 4

• "Hello, car 54, where are you? Hey, I cracked this case for you guys!"
• "Here's my fuckin' pass! I got shot in the line of duty, ok?"
• "She's got a great body. She makes me wanna buy rubbers."

From Goodfellas

• "So you think i'm funny?"

From Home Alone & 2

• "Hiya, pal!, we outsmarted you this time. Get over here!"
• "Well don't worry about me, I've spoken to your husband already. And don't worry about your home, it's in good hands."

From JFK

• "All I wanted, in the world, was to be a catholic priest. Live in a monastery, pray, serve God. I had one fuckin'... one terrible fuckin' weakness. And then they fucked me!"
• "I'm so fuckin' exhausted. I can't see straight."
• "Who did the President, who killed Kennedy. Fuck, man! It's a mystery, it's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma! The fuckin' shooters don't even know, don't you get it?! Fuck, man!!"

From My Cousin Vinny

• "Hey, i'm doing a favor here you know. You're getting me for nothing you little fuck."
• "Oh it is a fuckin' surprise!"
• "Your honor, my have permission to treat Ms. Vito as a hostile witness?"

From Casino

• "I think in all fairness I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I like to get up nice and early take a walk down over to the bank and walk in and see you and um, If you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fuckin' head wide open in-front of everybody at the bank. And just about the time that I'm coming out of jail, well, hopefully you'll be coming out of your coma and guess what: I'll split your fuckin' head open again 'cuz i'm fuckin' stupid, I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do."
• "Listen to me, Anthony. I got your head in a fuckin' vise. I'll squash your fuckin' head like a grapefruit, if you don't give me a name."
• "You know I'm tryin' to put somethin' really big together out here. You know what I'm talkin' about, huh? You know! If you're actin' like this now, how can I depend on you?"
• "You know, I don't wanna bring this up but you've been treating a lot of people with a lot of disrespect, even your own wife."
• "You said I'm bringin' heat on you?! I gotta listen to people because of your fuckin' shit?! You're ordering me out?? You'd better get your own fuckin' army, pal!"
• "You're fuckin' warned don't ever go over my fuckin' head again, you motherfucker you!"

External links

• Sounds: Joe Pesci - Quotes