John Cleese , British comedian and actor.
- Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited.
- I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel, and incompetent comes naturally to me.
- If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking "Do you want fries with that?"
- If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?
- He who laughs most, learns best.
- The three differences between American and British people:
- "We speak English and you don't."
- "When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play, as well."
- "When you meet the head of state in Great Britain, you only have to go down on one knee."
