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Kevin Smith
Kevin Smith (born 2 August 1970) Writer and producer; often appearing in his own films as "Silent Bob".
From interviews
- Mr. Smith Goes To Hollywood
- Jay is a creature of the Id, who has no filter as to what to say; he just says what's on his mind. So what's funny about the character is his lack of moral boundary. He says what he says without thinking of the repercussions, and I'm there to just roll my eyes.
- I really wanted to make a movie where the worst thing that could happen at the end of the day, was somebody would write on a web site that 'Kevin Smith sucks cock' and spell 'cock' wrong.
Jay & Silent Bob
These are lines said by either the characters Jay, or by Silent Bob in any of Kevin Smith's movies:
- Silent Bob (in Clerks)
- Man, there are a million fine girls in the world, but not all of them bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you.
- Jay (in Clerks)
- What's up, baby? What's up, sluts?
- Jay (in Clerks)
- Yeah, Silent Bob, you're a rude motherfucker, you know that? But you're cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys and make like a circus seal. [makes a rude head gesture and car horn honks] Ewww, you fuckin' faggot, I hate guys. I LOVE WOMEN!
- Jay (in Dogma)
- I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked-up bar.
- Jay (in Dogma)
- [talking in his sleep] I didn't come in you, Pete, I swear.
- Jay (in Chasing Amy)
- You gotta boil it down to the essentials. It's like Cube says, "Life ain't nothing but bitches and money."
- Jay (in Chasing Amy)
- [to Holden] What do you look so shocked for, man? Fat bastard does this all the time. He thinks just 'cause he doesn't say anything, it'll have this huge impact when he does open his fuckin' mouth.
- Silent Bob (reply to previous)
- Jesus Christ, why don't you shut up? You're always yap-yap-yappin' all the time. You're giving me a fucking headache.
- Silent Bob (in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
- The sign on the back of the car says 'Critters of Hollywood.' You dumb fuck!
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