King of the Hill

• Hank: (meeting Khan) So are you Chinese or Japanese?
  Khan: No, we are Laotian.
  Bill: The ocean? What ocean?
  Khan: From Laos, stupid! It's a landlocked county in South East Asia.
  Hank: (after a few seconds of silence) So are you Chinese or Japanese?

• Hank: That boy ain't right.

Dale:(watching as Bill is pecked by dale's pet falcon) oh he came home.

Upon Hank finding Bobby holding a Cheerleader uniform
Hank: Bobby, there better be a naked Cheerleader under your bed.

Hank: Herbal tea?? I'm not gonna get hopped up on dope!