Maid Marian and Her Merry Men

• "Robin, do stop talking in that silly voice. One of these days we're going to be famous, and our story will be told all over the world in moving picture galleries. It's going to look really stupid if we're all nicely spoken and you're gibbering on like a posey cowboy isn't it."
• "Sew up my elephant!" "pardon?" "Sew up my elephant!" "What you said doesn't make any sense! Why ... don't... you... take... another... look... at your... phrase... book"
• From the moment i saw you, i swore you would make me foolhardy, how I wanted to loosen your hair and to take off your... cardy! There's never been a moment like this! Of absolute bliss! I've been pierced, i've been pierced, I've been pierced, I've been pierced, I've been pierced through the heart by your eyes!
• Marian: How about laying a patio?
  Snooker: I couldn't handle the pain.
  Marian: Pardon?
  Snooker: Have you seen the face of a chicken when it lays an egg? And a patio is like 100 times bigger! NO, thank you.