Ozzy Osbourne

John Michael Osbourne (b.1948) English musician.

Sourced

• "I love you all; I love you more than life itself, but you're all f*cking mad!"
  • The Osbournes television show.

Attributed

• "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

• "I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober."

• "The downside of being outrageous is that you have to go around explaining your f*cking self to people. If you're too cocky, somebody might just pull out a f*cking gun and cock it and blow your f*cking face off. You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don't bite off more than you can chew. It's a dangerous world."

• "It took a lot of water to down just that f*cking bat's head, let me tell you. It's still stuck in my f*cking throat, after all these years. People all over the world say, 'You're the guy who kills creatures? You still do it? You do it every night?' It happened f*cking once, for Christ's sake."

• "I didn't think anything we did was spectacular. I remember we thought, 'Let's just write some scary music.'"

• "I don't know if I'm a medium for some outside source. Whatever it is, frankly, I hope it's not what I think - Satan."

• "He was the first person that came into my life and gave me hope."
  • Ozzy Osbourne about Randy Rhoads.

• "Anyone that beats f*cking skins for a living has got to be somewhat weird."
  • Ozzy Osbourne on late drummer Randy Castillo.

• "Do you know people, I've made many...errr...statements about being sober and, what I can really say is...sobriety f*cking sucks!"
  • Ozzy Osbourne on sobriety.

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