Pirates Of The Caribbean

Jack Sparrow

• (after realizing how Elizabeth duped him)
  "'It must have been terrible for you to be trapped here Jack, must have been terrible' - WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!!"

• (after Elizabeth accepts Commodore Norrington's marriage proposal)
  "A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!"

• (to Hector Barbossa)
  "Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly… stupid."

• (ending lines)
  "Now bring me that horizon."

• (correcting a prisoner who was elaborating on the notoriety of the Black Pearl)
  "No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?"

• (after getting slapped by Scarlet, a Tortuga whore)
  "I'm not sure I deserved that."

• (to Will, after Will botched up his chances with Elizabeth)
  "If you're waiting for the opportune moment... that was it."

• (to Will)
  "Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."

• (after getting slapped yet again, this time by Anamaria)
  Will: "I suppose you didn't deserve that either?"
  Jack: "No, that one I deserved..."
  Anamaria: "You stole my boat!"
  Jack: "Actually-"
  (she slaps him again)
  Jack: "Borrowed... Borrowed without permission, but with every intention to return it!"
  Anamaria: "But you didn't!"

Other

• "I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request." - Barbossa

• "You like pain? Try wearing a corset!" - Elizabeth

• "You're off the edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters!" - Barbossa

• "You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of."
  "But you have heard of me." - Norrington

• Elizabeth: "You have to take me to shore. According to the Code of the Order of the Brethren..."
  Barbossa: "First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations or our agreement, so I must do nothin'. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the pirate's code to apply and you're not. And thirdly, the code is more what you call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner."

• Barbossa: "Why, thank you, Jack."
  Jack: "You're welcome."
  Barbossa: "Not you, we named the monkey Jack."

• to Elizabeth, after she discovered just how and why the pirates of the Black Pearl are cursed
  Barbossa: "Ye'd best start believin' in ghost stories, Ms Turner; ye'r in one!"