- "If it weren't for the last minute, I wouldn't get anything done." -- Anon
- "I think a lot of the basis of the open source movement comes from procrastinating students..." -- Andrew Tridgell (Article)
- "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." -- Douglas Noël Adams
- "Waiting is a trap. There will always be reasons to wait - The truth is, there are only two things in life, reasons and results, and reasons simply don't count." -- Robert Anthony
- "We don't have anything as urgent as mañana in Ireland." -- Stuart Banks
- "A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large." -- Alyce P. Cornyn-Selby
- "Procrastination: Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now." -- Larry Kersten
- "Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the moment." -- Robert Benchley
- "Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday." -- Author Unknown
- "Procrastination is like masturbation, in the end you're only fucking yourself." -- Author Unknown
- "To procrastinate is to lie naked in prayer" -- Selena Ravot