Raising Arizona

• Anyone found bipedal in five wears his ass for a hat!

• I tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn't easy with that sumbitch Reagan in the White House. I dunno. They say he's a decent man, so maybe his advisors are confused.

• And the doc went on to expalin that this woman, who looked as fertile as the Tennessee Valley, could bear no young. Her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.

• I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got.
  • That son'bitch. That son of a bitch! You son of a bitch!
• And make it quick, I'm in dutch with the wife.

• We released ourselves on our own recognizance.

• Well, this is nothing but a goddamn shakedown and a screwjob, any way you look at it!

• You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop.

• And if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'.

• I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world.

• H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?

• You got a table and chairs, you gotta dinette set. You gotta table and no chairs, you got dick.

• I don't what is damn jammies looked like... they had Yodas and shit on them.

• Why do you say you feel "trapped" in a man's body.
  • Well, sometimes I get them menstrual cramps real hard.

• Now, what's it gonna be young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? 'Cause if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion.

• ...and when there was no meat, we ate fowl and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.
  • You ate What?
• We ate sand.

• Now you take that diaper off your head and you put it back on your sister!

• Son, you got a panty on your head.

• Say, did you hear about the person of the Polish persuasion who walked into a bar with a big 'ol pile of shit in his hands and he says, "Look what I almost stepped in"?

• Ya hear that? We're usin codenames.