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Rat Race
Rat Race (2001 )
- Enrico Polinni: "It's a race! It's a race!"
- Kimberly Pear: "Dad, I'm prarie doggin' it!"
- Vera Baker: "I know you, you're the referre, the bonehead!"
- Duayne Cody: "You might break your neck, but that's a chance I'm willing to take."
- Enrico Pollini: "Did I win?"
- Squirrel Lady: "I wasn't talkin' you to you was I? I was talkin' to Vera!"
- Enrico: "Look at this room! Have you seen this room?"
- Enrico: "Now, I know what you are thinking. Enrico is a girl's name."
- "Hey look! A drifter!"
- "That was him? Oh man, I had him and I let him get away!"
- "No. Volkswagen Beetles were used by the Nazis. I wouldn't feel comfortable driving around in one."
- "You can fly. But nobody else can. You can fly, but nobody else can! OMG!"
- "Why don't you pay me whatever you think is fair. I trust your judgment."
- "Miss? Miss? Oh, sorry sir, I thought you were a woman."
- "I am a woman."
- "..."
- Enrico: We're Hauling ass!
- [a hotel employee hands Nick Schaffer his bill]
- Nick Schaffer: Wait - what's this $110?
- Employee: Oh, those are your in-room movies.
- Nick Schaffer: Oh, I didn't watch any movies.
- Employee: Let's see..."Afro Whores".
- Nick Schaffer: "Afro Whores"?
- Employee: It says you watched it... 11 times.
- Nick Schaffer: No, I didn't watch that.
- Employee: 2:00 "Afro Whores", 3:30 "Afro Whores", 5:00 "Afro Whores"... It says in the morning you watched "The Grinch" for ten minutes, then switched back to "Afro Whores".
- [after Sinclair has told them repeatedly to "go", to no avail]
- Merrill : So, when you say "go", you mean, just go?
- Donald Sinclair: Uh, begin, commence, start moving... theoretically you have been racing for about forty seconds now, and so far Mr. Schaffer is winning because he's nearest to the door.
- Vicki: So, what can I do for you, Harry?
- Harold Grisham: Okay... here's what I want. First... we both get naked.
- Vicki: So far so good.
- Harold Grisham: Except... we're both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol, I clip your toenails, and you shave my buttocks.
- Enrico Pollini: I am getting goose pimples.
- [after losing the heart]
- Enrico Pollini: I have lost my heart many times before. [Laughs]
- Enrico Pollini: I make a joke to help you forget how screwed you are.
- Donald Sinclair: I can do whatever I want. I'm eccentric. Grr!
- Enrico Pollini: Look! A drifter, let's kill him!
- Enrico Pollini: Ooooh look! Cock doggies!
- Vera: Oh good! a Scam!!
- Squirrel lady's signs down the hill: you should have bought a squirrel.
- Randy: They're always pissed honey.. They're nazis, it's like it's their job..
- Kimberly: Look dad, I'm mrs hitler!
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