"I saved Latin, what did you ever do?"
- Jason Schwartzman's character, Max Fischer, impassioned by his friend's betrayal.
- "were you in the shit?" "yeah, i was in the shit."
- -Jason Schwartzman's character to Bill Murry's character.
- I'm gonna send that asshole back to Ireland.
- He's from Scotland.
- Well tell that mic he just made my list of things to do today.
Max: Your supposed to say 'the old man likes his conoly'.
Actor: Its just one line Max.
Max: Every line counts!.
Actor: I'm sorry, I was under a lot of pressure.
Max: Stop fucking with my play!