Sam & Max American comic book series, created by Steve Purcell, featuring private investigators Sam, a 6-foot anthropomorphic dog, and Max a "hyperkinetic rabbitty thing". The characters have since made many appearances in electronic games.
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- Hello? Yes, Commissioner! Yes?... Yes?... Yes?.. Holy jumping mother o'God in a side-car with chocolate jimmies and a lobster bib! WE'RE ON OUR WAY!"
- Sam & Max, the Freelance Police
Bad Day On the Moon
- MAX: He's got a boo boo on his head. I think I should kiss it.
- SAM: Watch it, Mister Sticky! Don't let him get his mouth so close to your face!
- MAX: Maybe he needs a transfusion, Sam. LET'S GO GET SOME BLOOD!
- SAM: By the way, Max. That was a brilliant idea, stuffing the muffler full of thousands and thousands of match heads and igniting them thereupon providing adequate thrust to break free of the earth's pull.
- MAX: Thanks, Sam. I thought it up with my huge brain.
- SAM: So let me get this straight. We can breathe here then?
- MAX: I guess those candy-butt astronauts didn't have the stones to try it.
- SAM: I could never say that about an astronaut.
- SAM: Giant rat guys! Weird. Interesting.
- MAX: And somehow appropriate. Shall we beat the living crap out of them, Sam?
- SAM: Can't think of a reason not to.
- MINISTER OF SCIENCE: The basic molecular structure of your little friend is still vastly compromised. Hand me that staple gun.
- SAM: Sometime we should sit down and have a spiritual discussion about the sanctity of life.
- MAX: BLAM! And then he was mucilage! Did you say something, Sam?
- SAM: Forget it, little buddy.
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