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Saved!
Saved! (2004 ) Comedy film Directed by Brian Dannelly; Written by Brian Dannelly and Michael Urban.
- Mary: So, what do you think of the new ride?
- Veronica: Oh, you're so lucky, Hilary Faye.
- Hilary Faye: Yeah. I could have had a Lexus Gold Edition, you know.
- Veronica: Wow. Roland is blessed with such a thoughtful sister. In countries like China, Hilary Faye probably would have been killed at birth.
- Hilary Faye: Yeah...and then where would you be, Roland?
- Roland: [deadpan] China.
- Hilary Faye: You know, smoking isn't just bad for you; it's bad for all of us. Secondhand smoke kills.
- Cassandra: I'm counting on it. [throws the lit cigarette at Hilary Faye]
- Hilary Faye: Mary, turn away from Satan. Jesus, he loves you.
- Mary: You don't know the first thing about love.
- Hilary Faye: I am *filled* with Christ's love!
- [Hilary Faye throws a Bible at Mary]
- Hilary Faye: You are just jealous of my success in the Lord.
- Mary: [Mary hands Bible back to Hilary Faye] This is not a weapon, you idiot.
- Cassandra: Hey, isn't that --
- Roland: Mary?? What's she doing downtown?
- Cassandra: There's only one reason Christian girls come down to the Planned Parenthood!
- Roland: She's planning a pipe bomb!?!??
- Cassandra: Well, two reasons.
- Lillian: I keep trying to remind myself that when Jesus closes a door he opens a window.
- Mary: Yeah, so we have something to jump out of.
- Patrick: Do you wanna go out sometime?
- Mary: What, are you gonna take me out on your scooter?
- Patrick: Come on. I'm like, totally adorable. Besides, it'd drive Hilary Faye crazy.
- Mary: I can't. I'm not...dating right now.
- Patrick: What about tomorrow night? Will you be dating then?
- Mary: [about the Virgin Mary] I know this is wrong, but do you ever wonder if she just made the whole thing up? I mean, it's a pretty good one. It's not like anyone can ever use virgin birth as an excuse again.
- [pause]
- Mary: I don't really think she made it up, but I can understand why a girl would.
- Mary: Why would Dean's parents send him to a place like that?
- Lillian: They probably didn't think they could handle it.
- Mary: What do you mean?
- Lillian: Well, its kind of like owning a car. I can fill it with gas and change the oil, but if the carburator broke, I wouldn't know what to do.
- Mary: So, what? You'd just send me away?
- Lillian: Oh, Mary, please don't tell me you're a lesbian!
- Mary: Mom...
- Lillian: Do I need to worry about you? No. No, you're perfect. I don't have to worry about you.
- Mary: [voice-over] My mom just compared me to a car, so me being pregnant is definitely something not to tell her right now.
- Paramedic: Only one person can ride.
- Dean: I'm the father!
- Patrick: I'm the boyfriend!
- Mitch: [points to Dean] I'm HIS boyfriend!
- [Mary and Lillian are watching a game show]
- Lillian: I hate this show. [switches channel]
- Announcer on TV: Coming up on Lifetime: Valerie Bertinelli stars in Bitter Harvest, a sensitive portrayal of one woman's struggle with cancer.
- Lillian: Oh, this looks good.
- [many minutes later]
- Valerie Bertinelli: There was a feeling of twilight in the air. All honeydew and lilac. God wasn't just smiling down on me; he was...jumping up and cheering! And then, well...I thought I was pregnant. I'd been throwing up every morning and I hadn't had my period in two months, so I took a home pregnancy test.
- Woman, off-camera: What happened?
- Valerie Bertinelli: ...found out I wasn't pregnant. It was the cancer.
- Mary: She found all that out from a home pregnancy test?
- [in the gym; Cassandra and Mary have to help Hilary Faye decorate for prom. Cassandra's hanging a sign on a rafter]
- Hilary Faye: You better be wearing underpants this time. No, seriously, move it higher. Higher!
- Pastor Skip: Oh, you're doing a great job, Cassandra. It's looking really phat.
- Cassandra: [mocking voice] I'm so glad.
- Tia: I thought you were going to ask Patrick to the prom.
- Hilary Faye: Tia, would you just shut up? Do you want to go back to being invisible girl with bad hair? 'Cause that could easily happen.
- Cassandra: You can tacky up prom on your own, 'cause I quit!
- Hilary Faye: Oh my Gosh, you can't quit!
- Cassandra: Watch me! Watch me walkin' away! Watch me walkin' away from Jesus!
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