Sir Les Patterson

Sir Les Patterson is a character played by the Australian comedian and actor Barry Humphries (b. 1934). He is supposedly the Australian cultural attaché to Britain.

• The Yartz. (Sir Les's area of concern)

• I'm that low I could parachute out of a snake's arsehole and still have room to free-fall.

• Are you with me? (Sir Les's usual comment to the audience after a suggestive remark)