Something Positive

Something Positive, or S*P, is a webcomic by R. K. Milholland, which debuted on December 19, 2001. The comic is defined by its cynical tone and off-beat humour.

• Davan: "You know, for a lesbian, you seem to suck a whole mess o' dick."

• Peejee: "Pssst--little girl! I'll give you a buck if you promise to ask Daddy why Mommy's goodnight kisses are so salty!"

• Aubrey: "Don't dare blame this on my taste-buds. I could menstruate a better cup of coffee than this!"

• Goth Kid: "A work shirt? This isn't an emo club, or are you going for the gothabilly look?"

• Davan: "The way I see it, there's so much love and beauty in the world, and someone has to balance that shit out."

• Lisa: "For future reference, when a woman says she wants your honest opinion, she really doesn't."

• Aubrey: "If a guy tells me I can't possibly stick a crazy straw all the way up his smallest orifice, that's a challenge I'm honor-bound to accept!"

• Davan: "Nothing like a woman's touch to make a man crumple into a fetal ball of humiliated emotion."

• Davan: "I try not to think. It's not really a hallmark of my generation."

• Davan: "I don't really need people anyway. I've got a boneless cat."

• Davan: "I used to think every day I woke up and didn't gargle a few rounds from a revolver was a victory, but little 'golden' moments like this make me wonder, 'A victory for who?'"

• Mike, regarding the TV show Enterprise: "But if I don't watch it, I won't know how I'm being mistreated as a fan or what to bitch about."

• Peejee: "These are not free range boobies!"

• An Angel: "Lord, I know you like watching shit happen to that guy, but, you see, there's this war about to happen, and the prayers are really backing up"

God: "Shhh! You're gonna make me miss the look of complete horrific realization and that's the best part!"

• Fred: The story of christs sacrifice is an important one that every child should know. and theres such a message ...When the children hear about Jesus and how lovin' and carin' he was how he gave his all to gods children and how it got him nailed to a tree, it will be amazin' to see whose eyes light up with hope, and whose burn with newfound survival instincts.