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1 Stargate SG-1 1.1 Jack O'Neill 1.2 Dr Daniel Jackson 1.3 Samantha Carter 1.4 Teal'c 2 Stargate Atlantis

Stargate SG-1

Jack O'Neill

(Richard Dean Anderson )

• "For crying out loud!" - various episodes
• "Sweet!" - various episodes
• "Ya think?" - various episodes
• "It's 'O'Neill', with two L's. There's another Colonel O'Neil with only one L, and he has no sense of humor at all." - Secrets, Season 2 (a reference to the 1994 movie Stargate in which a dour Kurt Russell plays Col. Jonathan 'Jack' O'Neil)
• O'Neill: "It's time for Plan B." Carter: "We have a Plan B?" O'Neill: "No, but it's time for one." - Orpheus Season 7
• O'Neill: "What kind of archeologist carries a weapon?" Jackson: "Uhhh...I do." O'Neill: "Bad example." - "Window of Opportunity" Season 4
• "Should have brought more snacks." Upgrades
• "Lose it? It means go crazy...nuts...insane...bonzo...no longer in possession of one's faculties...3 fries short of a happy meal...WACKO!!!" - "Window of Opportunity" Season 4
• "This is an INSANELY bad idea!"
• "You ended that sentence with a preposition...bastard!"
• "What's the matter with you guys? Time machines are nothing but trouble -- even we know that!"

"Variety is the Spice of Life"--Window of Opportunity

• Baal "You don't know the pain you will suffer, for this impudence." O'neill: "I don't know the meaning of the word. Seriously, impudence, what does that mean?'
• Jack O'Neill: "So Merrin, I understand you're a reactor expert."
  Merrin: "Yes"
  Jack O'Neill: "How old are you?"
  Merrin: "I am eleven. How old are you?"
  Jack O'Neill:"So... Merrin, I understand you're a reactor expert"
• Teal'c: [in Jack's body] "The mission did not go as planned."
  Jack O'Neill: [sarcastically, in Teal'c's body] "Ya think?"

Dr Daniel Jackson

(Michael Shanks )

• Daniel: "It was a procedure often done in the Middle Ages. They... well, they'd drill a hole in the person's head. By drilling a hole the evil spirits are released, thus saving the person from eternal damnation."
  Jack O'Neill: "Thus... *saving* the person?"
  Daniel: "Well, they didn't call them the Dark Ages because it was dark." - Demons, Season 3
• "Jack, we've finished our recon, loaded up Fred and are ready to head back through the Gate. Is this...am I using this right?" -Cold Lazarus
• Daniel: "Can you do me a favor? Could you keep an eye on this plant thing for me?"

Teal'c: "I will keep both of my eyes on it, Daniel Jackson."

• Aris Boch: "Dr. Jackson, if you don't mind treating my wound." Daniel Jackson: "I'm an archaeologist." Aris Boch: "I know, but you're also a doctor..." Daniel Jackson: "...Of archaeology."
• Daniel: Jack?
  Jack: Daniel?
  Daniel: Are you you?
  Jack: Yeah. You?
  Daniel: What?
  Jack: Never mind.

Samantha Carter

(Amanda Tapping )

• "Amazing. This is what was missing from the dig at Giza. This is how they controlled it. It took us 15 years and 3 supercomputers to MacGyver a system for the gate on Earth. Look how small it is!" - Children of the Gods, Season 1 (a reference to the TV series MacGyver , starring Richard Dean Anderson)
• "Sir, we can't call it the Enterprise!" Unnatural Selection
• "I'm an Air Force officer just like you are, Colonel. And just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle."

• Carter: "Inertial dampeners?" O'Neill: "Cool...and check! ... Phasers?" Carter: "Sorry, sir!"

Teal'c

(Christopher Judge )

• "Colonel O’Neill has officially informed me that I have my mojo back." - Orpheus, Season 7
• Teal'c "I have heard of a place where humans do battle in a ring of jello." O'Neill "Call Daniel." - "Accension", Season 5
• "Indeed" Almost every episode
• "Of that I am uncertain." or "That I do not know" - various episodes
• "It's a lengthy tale." - ?
• "What is an Oprah?" - Emancipation, Season 1
• TEAL'C "Do not test my temper, woman!" DANIEL, startled: "Woman? Did he just call me a 'woman'?" JACK: "Yes, I believe he did." -Threshold, season 7
• Teal'c "Colonel O'Neill?" Jack: "Lucy! I'm home!" Teal'c "I am not Lucy." --The Broca Divide
• "Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up."

Stargate Atlantis

Dr. Weir: I'm still trying to understand how you thought it was a good idea to test this device by having someone throw you off a balcony.

Dr. McKay: Oh, believe me, that's not the first thing we tried.

Maj. Sheppard: I shot him.

[Dr. Weir gives him a weird look]

Maj. Sheppard: In the leg!

Dr. McKay: I'm invulnerable!

Dr. Weir: Aren't you the one who's always spouting off about how proper and careful scientific procedure must be adhered to?

Dr. McKay: IN - VUL - NERABLE !

• Major Sheppard: Oh, come on! What are the odds of me having the same gene as these guys?
  Major Sheppard sits down; the chair turns on.
  Dr. Beckett: Quite slim, actually.

Dr. McKay:I really need to get out more. Dr. Beckett: We're in another galaxy, how much more out can you get?