The Day After Tomorrow

Humorous dialogue

Laura: Hey, thanks for bringing us here.
J.D.: I couldn't let you leave New York without seeing the Natural History Museum.
Sam: (under his breathe) Of course not. It's the world's finest collection of stuffed animals.

Jeremy: Friedrich Nietzsche. We can't burn Friedrich Nietzsche! He was the most important thinker of the 19th century!
Elsa: Please! Nietzsche was a chauvinist pig who was in love with his sister.
Jeremy: He was not a chauvinist pig!
Elsa: But he was in love with his sister.
Brian: Uh, yeah, guys? There's a whole row here on tax law that we can burn.

J.D.: Well, we're not going to last too long on M&M's and potato chips.
Luther: How 'bout the garbage? There's always something to eat in the garbage.

Police officer: Maybe you should get someone to help you with that.
Brian: Sir, I am president of the electronics club, the math club, and the chess club. If there is a bigger nerd in here, please point him out.

Important dialogue

Becker: Maybe you should stick to science and leave policy to us.
Tom: We tried that approach. You didn't want to listen to the science when it could have made a difference.