The Fairly OddParents

Quotes from The Fairly OddParents

Dad: "Where did you get that _____?"
Timmy: "Uh.....Internet?"

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Timmy finds he is too strong for his own good:

Timmy:: "I'm huge, I'm hurting people, and I'm misunderstood!"
Cosmo:: "Just like the IRS!"

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Timmy working on his science project:

"The cockroaches continue to show single-mindedness. Whereas Cosmo continues to show empty-mindedness."

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Timmy on television:

"It's violent AND educational! But mostly violent. YAY VIOLENCE!"

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Cosmo

"Im swimming in my own toilet AND I LIKE IT!"

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Cosmo again

"learn to swerve in difficult environments you must, because scared of Gorillas am I!"

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Timmy gets an F

Dad: "What is the meaning of this F?"
Timmy: "Because ... I can do better than that?"
Dad: "You can?!?!"

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Timmy: "Love Stinks."
Cosmo: "And It's Wet Too."

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Closing quote

"This episode has been brought to you by the Society for Healthy Colons. YAY COLONS!"

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Timmy: "We're going to tunnel under the walls"
Wanda: "We're on a cloud, you idiot!"

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To Crocker

Norm: "That thing on your neck, is it your ear?"

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