- "This is the mafia. Shit flows down. Money flows up" -- Anthony Soprano
- "Uncle Junior and I, we had our problems with the Business. But I never should have razzed him about eating pussy. This whole war could have been averted. Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this." -- Anthony Soprano
- "I'm like King Midas in reverse. Everything I touch turns to shit." -- Anthony Soprano
- "Act like a good Catholic for fifteen fucking minutes. Is that so much to ask?" -- Carmela Soprano
- "Buy real estate. God's not making any more of it" -- Anthony Soprano
- "You've made me out to be everything that's missing in your life ... and in your mother." Melfi
