The X-Files

Season 1

Pilot

Third Man: Are you familiar with an agent named Fox Mulder ?

Scully : Yes, I am.

Third Man: How so?

Scully: By reputation. He's an Oxford educated psychologist, who wrote a monograph on serial killers and the occult, that helped to catch Monty Props in 1988. Generally thought of as the best analyst in the violent crimes section. He had a nickname at the academy... Spooky Mulder.

Section Chief Blevins: "Are you familiar with the so-called X-Files?"

Scully : "I believe they have to do with unexplained phenomena."

Section Chief Blevins: "More or less. The reason you're here, Agent Scully, is we want you to assist Mulder on these X-Files. You'll write field reports on your activities along with your observations on the validity of the work."

Scully: "Am I to understand that you want me to debunk the X-Files Project, Sir?"

Section Chief Blevins: "Agent Scully, we trust you'll make the proper scientific analysis."

Scully knocks at the door to Mulder's office

Mulder : "Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted."

Scully: "Agent Mulder. I'm Dana Scully. I've been assigned to work with you."

Mulder: "Oh, isn't it nice to be suddenly so highly regarded. So who did you tick off to get stuck with this detail, Scully?"

Scully: "Actually, I'm looking forward to working with you. I've heard a lot about you."

Mulder: "Oh, really... I was under the impression that you were sent to spy on me."

Mulder : "Do you believe in the existence of extraterrestrials?"

Scully : "Logically I would have to say no. Given the distances need to travel from the of reaches of space the energy requirements would exceed a spacecraft's capabilities —"

Mulder: "Conventional wisdom..."

Mulder : ... in most of my work, the laws of physics rarely seems to apply.

Section Chief Blevins: "Agent Mulder. What are his thoughts?"

Scully : "Agent Mulder believes we are not alone."

1x01 Deep Throat

Scully : "So?"

Mulder : "So you and I are going to the Spud State to investigate a little kidnapping."

Scully: "I don't get it Mulder. Does this have something to do with an X-File? I thought you only liked those... uh... paranormal-type cases. Am I missing something here?"

Mulder: "Let's just say this case has a... distinct smell to it. A certain... paranormal bouquet."

Deep Throat: Leave this case alone, Agent Mulder.

Mulder : What?

Deep Throat: The military will not tolerate an FBI investigation.

Mulder: Who are you?

Deep Throat: I, er, can be of help to you. I've had a certain interest in your work.

Mulder: How do you know about my work?

Deep Throat: Well, let's just say that I'm in a position to know quite a lot of things, er, things about our government.

Mulder: Who are you? Who do you work for?

Deep Throat: It's unimportant, I came here to give you some valuable advice. You are exposing yourself and Agent Scully to unnecessary risk, I advise you to drop the case.

Mulder: I can't do that.

Deep Throat: You have much work to do, Agent Mulder, don't jeopardise the future of your own efforts.

MIB: [tapping on window] "Please, step out of the car."

Mulder to Scully : "You think if maybe we ignore him, he'll go away?"

MIB: [tapping on window] "Please, step out of the car."

Mulder to Scully: "Guess not."

Deep Throat: "Mister Mulder, why are those like yourself, who believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life on Earth, not entirely persuaded by all the evidence to the contrary?"

Mulder : "Because, all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive."

Deep Throat: "Precisely."

Mulder: They're here aren't they?

Deep Throat: Agent Mulder, they've been here for a long, long time.

1x02 Squeeze

Scully : "This looks like an X-File."

Agent Colton: "Let's not get carried away. I'm going to solve these murders, but what I would like from you is to go over the case histories, maybe come down to the crime scene."

Scully: "Do you want me to ask Mulder?"

Agent Colton: "Okay, if he wants to come and do you a favour, great. But make sure he knows this is my case. Dana, if I can break a case like this one, I'll be getting my bump up the ladder. And you, maybe you won't have to be Mrs Spooky any more."

Mulder : "Why would I make them so uncomfortable?"

Scully : "It probably has to do with your reputation."

Mulder: "Reputation? I have a reputation?"

Scully: "Mulder look, Colton plays by the book and you don't. They feel your methods, your theories are..."

Mulder: "Spooky? Do you find me spooky?"

Agent Colton: "So Mulder, what do you think? Does this look like the work of little green men?"

Mulder : "Grey."

Agent Colton: "Excuse me?"

Mulder: "Grey. You said green men. A Reticulan's skin tone is actually grey. They're notorious for their extraction of terrestrial human livers. Due to iron depletion in the Reticulan galaxy."

Agent Colton: "You can't be serious."

Mulder: "Do you have any idea what liver and onions go for on Reticula?"

Scully : "Mulder they don't want you involved, they don't want to hear your theories. That's why Blevin's has you hidden away down here."

Mulder : "You're down here, too."

Scully : "Oh my god, Mulder. It smells like... I think it's bile."

Mulder : "Is there any way I can get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior?"

Scully : "Is this what it takes to climb the ladder, Colton?"

Agent Colton: "All the way to the top."

Scully: "Then I can't wait 'til you fall off and land on your ass."

1x03 Conduit

Scully : I just think it's a good idea not to antagonise local law enforcement.

Mulder : Who me? I'm Mr. Congeniality.

Scully: You never know, we might need his help one of these days.

Mulder: I'll send him a bundt cake.

Mulder : Hey, that's a nice tattoo, what is that?

Bartender: What's it look like?

Mulder: Flying saucer. You don't really believe in that stuff, do ya?

Bartender: I take it you don't.

Mulder: No, I think it's all just a bunch of crazy people howling at the moon.

Mulder : "Great."

Scully : "What?"

Mulder: "You shouldn't have told them. They have no jurisdiction."

Scully: "Mulder... They're NSA. They think the boy may be a threat to national security."

Mulder: "Come on. How could an eight year old boy, who can barely multiply, be a threat to national security? And people call me paranoid."

Mulder : "I know I should be afraid, but I'm not."

Dr Werber: "Do you know why?"

Mulder: "Because of the voice... The voice in my head."

Dr Werber: "What's it telling you?"

Mulder: "Not to be afraid. It's telling me that no harm will come to her and that one day she'll return."

Dr Werber: "Do you believe the voice?"

Mulder: "I want to believe."

1x04 The Jersey Devil

Scully : "Mulder, it's the same story I've heard since I was a kid. It's a folk tale, a myth."

Mulder : "I heard the same story when I was a kid too. Funny thing is I believed it. Fact is we've got a cannibalised body in New Jersey. Someone or something out there is hungry."

Ellen: "What about that guy you work with?"

Scully : "Mulder?"

Ellen: "I thought you said he was cute."

Scully: "He's a jerk. He's not a jerk. He's, um... he's obsessed with his work."

Mulder : What if it is a female, Scully? How close is she to you or me? Does she feel emotion? Or are her days just spent looking for food?

Scully : Maybe, she spends her day shopping.

Mulder: Eight million years out of Africa, I don't think we're all that different.

Scully: Mulder, we've put men into space, we've built computers that work faster than the human mind.

Mulder: While we over-populate the world and create new technologies to kill each other with. Maybe we're just beasts with big brains.

Mulder : "Who was that on the phone?"

Scully : "A guy."

Mulder: "A guy. Same guy as the guy you had dinner with the other night?"

Scully: "Same guy."

Mulder: "You going to have dinner with him again?"

Scully: "I don't think so."

Mulder: "No interest?"

Scully: "Not at this time."

Mulder: [walking to the door] "What are you doing?"

Scully: "Going with you to the Smithsonian."

Mulder:"Don't you have a life Scully?"

Scully: "Keep it up Mulder and I'll hurt you like that beast woman."

Mulder: "Eight million years out of Africa..."

Scully: [holding door open for him] "And look who's holding the door."

Miscellaneous quotes

Mulder: "I wouldn't want to disappoint you by not disappointing you."

Taglines

• The Truth is Out There
• Trust No One
• Nothing Important Happened Today
• Resist or Serve
• Deny everything

Major cast

• David Duchovny - Fox Mulder
• Gillian Anderson - Dana Scully
• Mitch Pileggi - Walter Skinner

External links

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