This is Spinal Tap , a 1984 Rob Reiner film.
- "There's a fine line between clever and stupid."
- Nigel: Well, so what? What's wrong with being sexy?
- David: Sexist, Nigel.
- Derek [on [Smell the Glove]: It's like a black mirror... you can see yourself... in both sides.
- Ian [On Boston]: It's not a big college town.
- Bobbi Flekman: Ian, you put a greased naked woman on all fours, with a dog collar around her neck and a leash, and a man's arm extended out up to here holding the leash, and pushing a black glove in her face to sniff it - you don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist?
Ian: No, I don't! This is 1982, for God's sake...
Bobbi: That's right it's 1982; get out of the Sixties. We don't have this mentality anymore.
Ian: Well you should have seen the cover they wanted to do.
- (Nigel plays on the piano)
Marty DiBergi: It's pretty.
Nigel Tufnel: Yeah, I like it. I've been fooling around with it for a few months now. Very delicate.
Marty DiBergi: It's a bit of a departure from what you normally play.
Nigel Tufnel: Yeah, well, it's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy that I'm doing in D [pause] minor, which, I always find is really the saddest of all keys, really, I dont know why; it makes people weep instantly to play:
(Nigel plays, and sings)
Nigel: It's a hornpipe.
Marty DiBergi: It's very pretty.
Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...
Marty DiBergi: What do you call this?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".
- DiBergi: But enough of my yakkin'. Whadaya say? Let's boogie!
