UHF

UHF is a 1989 film about a hapless dreamer who suddenly becomes in charge of a rinky-dink UHF television station and turns it into the most popular channel in town.

Directed by Jay Levey. Written by Weird Al Yankovic and Jay Levey.

Starring: Weird Al Yankovic, David Bowe, Victoria Jackson, Michael Richards, and Kevin McCarthy.

Conversations

Bob: How could you do this to me? I knew this was gonna happen.

George: You're right, Bob. I'm sorry. What can I say? I-I'm a miserable worthless hunk of slime. Here, I want you to take this crowbar and just bash my head right in. Go ahead. Really. Just BASH my head right in.

Bob: George, you know I can't do that. You still owe me 5 bucks.

Taglines

TV as it was meant to be seen. In a movie theater.

A lot of TV stations have forgotten what "quality" means. But not Channel 62. They NEVER knew what it meant.

It's crazy. It's zany. It's hysterical. It's TV according to "Weird Al" Yankovic.