Wild, Wild West

Wild, Wild West

Starring Robert Conrad and Ross Martin

Aired 1960-1965

Artemus (pointing to a young lady peddling toys for charity): "Since when are you interested in, uh, toys?"
Jim West: "Toys, no- dolls yes."

The Night of the Whirring Death

Artemus (dressed as a preacher): "And now for a little song that I wrote myself, entitled, 'Never Make Friends With the Devil, Brother; His Pitchfork Will Get You in the End.'"

The Night of the Cutthroats

Artemus: "What’s that, another gadget? What happens when you twist that? <sound of chain being ripped from mortar> I see … it comes out of the wall …"

The Night of the Simian Terror

Artemus (when organizing a duel): "If I may make a suggestion... You're a Count. So why don't you count?"

The Night of the Eccentrics

Taney: "… The devil!"
Artemus: "No, sir. Secret service."

The Night of the Avaricious Actuary