Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)

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Mr Turkentine: "I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday, on what we learned during the week, will now take place on Monday before we've learned it; but since the day is Tuesday it doesn't matter in the slightest... pencils ready."

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Wonka (Gene Wilder): We are the Music Makers, and We are the Dreamers of Dreams.

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Wonka (Gene Wilder): The suspense is terrible...I hope it'll last.

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Wonka (Gene Wilder): Invention my dear friends is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.

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Wonka (Gene Wilder): Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

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Wonka (Gene Wilder): (softly singing, then shouting on the famous boat ride) There's no earthly way of knowing. Which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're rowing. or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining, is it snowing, is a hurricane a-blowing. BAH! not a speck of light is showing. So the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a-glowing. for the rowers are still rowing. And they're certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing! STOP!

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Wonka (Gene Wilder): (singing) A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.