Zoolander

Zoolander (2001)

A comedy movie based on a pair of short films, produced and directed by Ben Stiller for the VH1 Fashion Awards television show in 1996. [1]

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"Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!!" - Mugatu

"IN the computer!" - Hansel

"Merman pa. (coughs) MerMAN!" - Derek Zoolander

"You're dead to me boy. Deader than your dead mother." - Derek's Dad

"Orange Mocha Frappucino!" - Derek's Roommates

"I became bulemic." - Matilda "You can read minds?" - Derek

"I was the fat girl." - Matilda "Ewww!" - Derek

"Moisture is the essence of wetness; wetness is the essence of beauty." - Derek

"I'm sorry did my pin get in the way of your ASS? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!" - Mugatu

"Now if you'll excuse me I have an after-funeral party to attend" - Derek

"Watch out Tushie squeeze!" - Derrick's manager and real life Dad

"It's that damn Hansel. He's so hot right now!" - Mugatu

"What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?" - Derek "Derek, this is just a small..." - Mugatu "I don't want to hear your excuses! The building has to be at least...three times...this size!" - Derek

"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is." - Derek

"(Coughs twice) I think I have the Black Lung, pop. It's not very well ventilated down there." - Derek

"Well, I guess you can Dere-lick my balls, cap-i-tan." - Hansel "I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much." - Derek

"Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful, I think." - Derek

"Uhh, Earth to Matilda, I was at a day spa. Day: D-A-I-Y-E. Okay?" - Derek

"There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, 'Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman'." - Derek

"Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco?" - Hansel

"It's a walk-off!" - Billy Zane

"Why do you hate models, Matilda?" - Derek "Honestly?" - Matilda "Yes." - Hansel "I think they're vain, stupid, and incredibly self-centered." - Matilda "I totally agree with you. But how do you feel about male models?" - Hansel

"They're break-dance fighting." - Mugatu

"Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?" - Derek

"I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys... we're a different breed." - J.P. Prewitt

See also

• List of films

External links

• Zoolander on IMDB