Attributed
- "A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished."
- "How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?"
- "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."
- "I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names."
- "I don't take gifts from perfect strangers -- but then, nobody is perfect."
- "I know nothing about sex because I was always married."
- "I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back."
- "I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?"
- "Macho doesn't prove mucho."
- "One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears."
- "The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare."
- "We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't."
- "When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument."
- "You never really know a man until you have divorced him."
